After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014
Get the Curb turtlemug. "Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012
Get the Turtle Burglarmug. When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021
Get the Turtles Peakingmug. Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
Get the Turbo Turtlemug. The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017
Get the Turtle Tearsmug. Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014
Get the Baseball Turtlemug. by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014
Get the bath turtlemug.