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Turtle golf

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!
by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018
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Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
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Curb turtle

After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.

Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.

2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
by Wayoutbaby October 26, 2014
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Turtle Tears

An insincere display of sorrowful emotion.
The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
by Meowmix789 October 24, 2017
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Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.
I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.
by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021
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