Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.
I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!
by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012
Get the iPod touchmug. A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.
Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!
by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010
Get the Touch Pokermug. Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
Get the Dick Touchmug. by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023
Get the Touch of the tismmug. Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.
When someone is jinxed.
A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.
The opposite of the Midas Touch.
When someone is jinxed.
A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.
My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.
by Jack Noph December 3, 2013
Get the Miley Touchmug. Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!
by Xakkd October 10, 2017
Get the Sarah Touchmug. In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.
When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.
by Chanarchy September 20, 2019
Get the Tender Touchmug.