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iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.
I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!
by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012
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Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.
Britt has a touch of the tism.
by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023
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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.
I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.
by Hankscolts November 21, 2022
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Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch
Stop being such a touch-hole!
by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015
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Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters
We all have to go thru the queen's touch today
by Quackers101 July 2, 2017
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Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are
-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”
by Drewdepo July 22, 2019
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