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mars

the coolest person you'll ever meet :0
mars is just way to cool
by all snazzed up December 14, 2022
mugGet the marsmug.

Mars

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.

When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3
mars so swag i wish i was like that
by mars supremacy August 14, 2022
mugGet the Marsmug.

Mars

Hey how's mars?

Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.
by The_Gego November 22, 2021
mugGet the Marsmug.

mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
by alicethebitch July 17, 2022
mugGet the marsmug.

Mars

Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian
by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024
mugGet the Marsmug.

Mars

Someone who had at least 20 different gender crisis in one week

named themselves after a fucking planet
very gay
very confused
very sexy
and simply a God

;)
they are a total Mars
by ISEEALLIKNOWALL March 3, 2022
mugGet the Marsmug.

mars

a super cool friend and rlly hot and cured any crisis you could ever possibly have!
ppl named mars are milfs no questions asked
by WHYAREALLOFTHENAMESTAKENWTF November 23, 2021
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