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skater weasel

A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
by NavyTown September 13, 2020
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd
by jerktwister November 3, 2020
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chum the weasel

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel
by JFrizzy September 28, 2020
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crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 2, 2020
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pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!
The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!
by TCL&J April 19, 2018
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toilet weasel

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017
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