Amanda Rose

an amazing chemistry teacher with the fattest butt you could imagine

yo i wanna crack amanda rose

by slayslurpbaddie November 13, 2025

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Amanda

What can I say about Amanda that hasn’t already been said? She has the body of a Goddess, the smile and comedic genius of Lucille Ball, the eyes of an angel and a heart of pure gold. Amanda is a difficult creature to figure out. She’s cares for so many, some she probably shouldn’t. That’s just how big her heart is. Astounding the level of caring and love she will show when properly motivated. Don’t cross her. You will regret it for eternity.

Those hips and that ass, omfg!! Hard to keep your eyes off. If she lets you get a glimpse of her heart, don’t take it for granted. You may never have another shot at it. Consider yourself powerball winner level lucky, if she gives you a real chance. Amanda, my sweet Amanda. I shall forever sing your praises to the heavens!

Amanda will always hold the keys to my heart.

by ChasingAmanda November 20, 2025

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When you unleash a bowel apocalypse so sudden and powerful it could evacuate a stadium. A Category 10 Crapnado. Not a poop but a soul eviction. If you’re nearby, run. If you’re driving, swerve. If you’re Amanda, it is too late.

She tried to fart quietly but she was doing an Amanda. That carpet is never recovering.

by Bowel Inspector November 26, 2025

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