salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10 girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.
the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.
in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.
big up gorgeous paul
the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.
in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.
big up gorgeous paul
by RealBroFromSalford420 January 6, 2021
Get the salford city academymug. this school is very bad because every teacher is strict. 1/10 school
go anywhere else but this shitty school xoxo
go anywhere else but this shitty school xoxo
by shushlol September 25, 2021
Get the Q3 academy langleymug. Bay Leadership Academy (formerly Heysham High) is a school that had its name changed in May of 2018. The school said that the signs would by changed by June 1st but they are still putting them up and it’s October. At BLA you will find boys with a crap ton of hair gel in, Girls with their skirts past their boobs, Scraps, seagulls and moody teenagers. There’s no doubt that you’ll get in a scrap by six form. These scraps will result : Pulled hair, smudged makeup, broken glasses and a week sentence to Impact. The uniform makes us look like slytherins. This year Year 7s are rebellious. They barge into the line and cut the cue at lunch. When I was in Year 7 I’d say sorry if someone walked into me. I guess the only good thing about BLA is the early finishes and Holidays starting before anyone else.
by Itsamentalbreakdownduduudududu October 18, 2018
Get the Bay Leadership Academymug. Girl 1:That girl over there goes to North Liverpool academy!
Girl2:Really? But how, she's such a nice person
Girl 1:She's one of the few nice people there
Girl 2:Such a pity not many students are like her
Girl2:Really? But how, she's such a nice person
Girl 1:She's one of the few nice people there
Girl 2:Such a pity not many students are like her
by Humptydumptydied January 10, 2020
Get the North Liverpool Academymug. A private independent school in Newark NJ. Also known as SPA. The Mascot is the falcons. Most of the student population is very attractive. While there, the students enjoy constantly annoying the hell out of teachers and events like Outward Bound and Formal. Once a falcon graduates, the person is a falcon for life and will look back at the drama and fights and wish they could do it all over again.
Girl 1: St. Philip's Academy has too much drama for me...
Girl 2: Well don't apply then. You're ugly as hell anyway...
Girl 2: Well don't apply then. You're ugly as hell anyway...
by sincerlythisbitch May 11, 2011
Get the St. Philip's Academymug. An absolute shit hole of a school, full of stuck up pieces of shit and 100’s of reasons to kill yourself
by xx_hanzomain6969_xx October 14, 2021
Get the John Adams Academymug. bunch of white kids where bullying is accepted. Vaping is norm round here! All privileged kids with egos just cause they suck off theur parents’s money and think they’re the shit.But don’t you worry! maybe you’ll be able to see the korean-Japanese campus prince one day around this shitty ass school.
by blackroach288383 October 18, 2021
Get the Westminster Christian Academymug.