Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters

We all have to go thru the queen's touch today

by Quackers101 July 2, 2017

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Sarah Touch

When everything you touch turns to literal shit!

Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!

by Xakkd October 10, 2017

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014

Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.

When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.

by Chanarchy September 20, 2019

plane-touched

a more accurate term for 'touched'.

Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.

by planarianzero February 22, 2003