iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

healthy touch

any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.

A pat on the back is a healthy touch.

by trobin49 November 26, 2013

Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023

Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.

A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.

by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019

Sarah Touch

When everything you touch turns to literal shit!

Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!

by Xakkd October 10, 2017

Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.

When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.

by Chanarchy September 20, 2019

dutch touched

To get your ass hurt, fucked up, merked, and/or bodied.

Guy 1; why are you locked up?
Guy 2; mane this dude slapped my mom
Guy 1; and what you do?
Guy 2; i dutch touched that boy, hence the reason I'm in jail!!!

by kanaryellow October 29, 2014