by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall November 20, 2021

I just saw a pretty girl, I squid reacted so hard haha.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
or
I just saw Daniel get a Squid Reaction when he saw that girl.
by CanITouchYourPenis March 3, 2021

The squid is a military punishment for extra naughty soldiers. The soldier being punished is required to locate a puddle at least 5ft x 5ft x 6in in size, and must move the puddle 20 feet away using only their butthole. The soldier must repeatedly inhale the water through their turd cutter, and carry it inside them before blowing it back onto the ground in the new location. The exercise is complete when the entire puddle has been relocated.
PFC Lesiecki completed the green squid in record time. His butthole must be an absolute vacuum! That big juicy bubblicious booty must do a great job of slurping up the water!
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms
There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021
