potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.

i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation

by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021

The Potato Oath

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

I love the Potato Empire.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Supreme Potato

better than koala crap potato

i am a supreme potato bitch

by Gege latatano October 12, 2020