by Emoney has blsc March 05, 2022
An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
by pickle penis February 27, 2019
When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court
Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass
by Joe the pro January 28, 2017
by hungarydude April 05, 2018
A perfect definition of myself.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
by Mrs kitten angel. March 30, 2018