Double Fisted Monkey Style

A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.

"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."

"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"

"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."

"That stupid son of a bitch."

by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011

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long sword style

it involes anus or anale pinatrasion were you stick a sword up a guys butt

woooooowtrunks kun stuck a sword up frezias ass long sword styles

by asdjfjkwjakdoq March 6, 2017

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Whatagangbang Animal style

When you get a double meat double cheese with bacon and green Chile from Whataburger and get a 4x4 Animal style from in and out, then split the double in between the patties to add the entire 4x4 and make one sandwich.

I'm going to get a whatagangbang animal style for lunch

by Os III July 30, 2019

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Harry Styles

You shouldn't have to look up the muthafucka definition of Harry Styles because he and Louis Tomlinson are the number one gay couple in the system and you need to march your little ass over to tumblr because i don need to explain dis

i don need explain dis shit
its harry styles

by Anne Cox September 20, 2012

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