Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.

Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.

by kenshero August 26, 2012

two minute steam stink

To defecate in a bathroom toilet while an individual is in the shower.

My woman was showering, but I couldn't hold it anymore, so I had to drop the two minute steam stink.

by Matryx February 13, 2003

New England Steam Drifter

When a girl is sitting upright and their partner then proceeds to poop on their chest below the neck and the poop drfits down between the breasts, to the naval, and then down the happy trail.

Karen: Ew, what is that on your chest?
Shelly: Just the remanence from the amazing New England Steam Drifter Stan gave me last night.
Karen: Aw that smells awful!

by McBoogerballs April 15, 2010

Irish Steam Train

An anal devise made out of a potatoe in the shape of a train, smoke-stack and all.

Quinn really rammed that Irish Steam Train in me like a real conductor.

by Jon Craw December 13, 2006

steamed pudding party

A party involving steamed puddings. Often alocohol also features, resulting in hilarious consequences.

Ed: Are you going to the steamed pudding party?
Jo: No! Remember what happened last time?

by Pudding Man October 21, 2006

Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.

AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011

Steaming Like Jan Leeming

To be tremendously drunk

Look at the state of Dave . He's steaming like Jan Leeming.

by doubletop July 6, 2010