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Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
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Southern Tussle

A sex act in which a couple have intercourse switching from anal to vaginal canals repeatedly in a bath full of barbecue sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s style!
“Babe did you get the barbecue sauce and bath ready for our Southern Tussle?”
by Anteater69 March 9, 2025
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Southern Sudan Simba

Having a girl take a shit, then not wipe her butthole. Then she sits on your face with her hole placed perfectly in the middle of your forehead as you eat her pussy.
Hey Josephine, you tryna go back to the crib and give me a little Southern Sudan Simba.
by fellerseller March 14, 2025
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Southern Comfort

A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.
that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”
by Defiant116 March 4, 2023
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southern chilli ring

When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.
" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"
by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024
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Southern Waterfall

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.
I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight
by AgreeableRecord August 6, 2024
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