Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them

You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.

by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023

Smart

Not you

Lmao imagine looking up the word smart
Go eat some chips

by B0neappl3te4 June 17, 2023

SMART IQ

SMART IQ is basically a small and cruel prison where teens get isolated from the outside world

Wei Syahin, hang tau dak Amin Najmi budak SMART IQ

by PSEUGUY June 25, 2023

Smart

Meaning Caleb is the smartest person on the earth, nothing is smarter than him and he is as smart as Jesus and Trump.

Sexy Lad Caleb, is the smartest person on the earth, i'd do him!

by RobinsonLOL July 4, 2023

Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

You are as smart as a pineapple.

by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 9, 2023

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023