Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.

Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.

by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021

sir arcasm

Most likely the one to report your ass.

Be aware, Sir ARCASM is here.

by SirARCASMv3rm December 05, 2016

Sir Astro

A person who is the most alpha in Chromosome Factory

1. Sir Astro is so cute

2. Sir Astro is so smart
3. You are definitely an alpha male Sir Astro

by carnivorekoala December 18, 2018

Sir Smiifie

Absolute gay lord that posts art online.

Has a big pp though..

Sir Smiifie? Kinda mid tbh..

by Not Sir_Smiifie July 01, 2023

Sir Orbit

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention his super nice!

by Sebsomeone. March 01, 2022

M3d sir

An awesome guy who respects Naisha and calls her ma'am

He that m3d sir

by Duckiethemotherducker November 23, 2021

Sir Were

The most annoying little shit you can possibly imagine. Hangs around at Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds Heaven, where he acts like an annoying pompous arsehole and pisses everyone but him and his poxy little friends off.

"Stop posting, Sir Were."

"No! I am here to help everyone! I'm the best! Look at me sucking AoERat's cock all day!"

by Crazed Ewok April 01, 2007