Simone Bredariol

God.

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

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Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

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Simon, usually a guy who grows a beard and has hairy mole man feet. His best friend is called John. He pronounces his name Siiiiiggghmon and drives a white Beamer. He has fathered >16 children with eight baby mamas.

Example:
Girl: I’m having Simon‘s baby...!
Girl 2: Me too!

Anxious woman: Why does that baby have such hairy feet?!
Old biddy: Ohhh, that’s a Simon!

by Wet Willy October 27, 2017

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Simon-Booj

Dog

I love my dog Simon-Booj

by Simon-Booj September 18, 2020

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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

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Simon

Simon is the best of all guys!

Hes one of all people in the World Thats likes everyone for how they are.

Hes Playing games the most But hes Always friendly and "cute"

cute"

•"Hey you See that Guy iver there he seems Nice"

"Ya its probly a Simon"

by FXboy December 12, 2016

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