Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
by shrek my bf December 31, 2022
Get the shrekmug. When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.
by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023
Get the Shrek yourselfmug. 
by uridiotfriendalex May 6, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Shrek_is_Shrek August 30, 2022
Get the International Shrek daymug. 