Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.

“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Lickety Split

Lickety Split - As fast as possible

Eat that booty like lickety split

by Morgan Boy April 5, 2021

split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half

Man I got major split body last night

by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 28, 2019

split dump

taking a shit on more than 1 surface

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017