shrek

god

shrek is god

by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek

Shrek, if you’re reading this CALL THE POLICE!!!!! There is a creepy stalker with the name of Cassidy who will KIDNAP YOU Because she has an extremely unhealthy obsession with you

Be careful Shrek

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Shrek

Literally the best movie ever

"Did you see Shrek?"
"Ya I did, it was awesome!"

by Anna set me on fire June 22, 2021

shrek

see god

shrek is love, shrek is life

by uwushrek January 22, 2019

Shrek

A really sexy man

"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!

by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020

Shrek

A very sexy creature that all da bois simp for

Do you simp for shrek to

by Shhrekkky May 06, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019