The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 07, 2025
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Roman Tough

Part of the Toughie Clan, great skills within the acting industry, typically hot and understanding.
"Who was that guy you heard singing last night, wow?"
"That was a Roman Tough"
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Roman Empire

Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.

For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
"Sharkboy and Lavagirl are each other's Roman Empire. Just like Mickey Mouse with the ears."
by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023
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The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.
I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.
by hhlover69 August 18, 2018
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Roman

Roman is the gayest person that you will ever meet. He will act sus at any moment possible but he will actually mean what he says.
He will also slap your ass every chance he gets.
at a festival:
Friend: Hey man do want a Sausage?
Roman: Nah man i want YOUR sausage ;)
by romansgaydictionary December 09, 2021
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Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.
Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”
by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025
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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).
George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method
by M-Tip November 15, 2021
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