Mechanic

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.

Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.

by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021

mechanicalFailure

aka handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest fruity homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure is the best tiktoker to ever exist and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

mechanicalFailure13

aka the handsomest guy i know

funniest, coolest, fruitiest emo homeboy around

very gay for you tbh

"mechanicalFailure13 is the best tiktoker to ever exist, and also the only tiktoker to ever exist"

by greasy_lem0n October 16, 2021

meghan harrington

meghan, meg for short, is the best human. in the books. Straight dog… one of the bois too the hottest, sexiest women alive, to the smartest and best shoulder to lean on. Megs got it all. If you need a best friend go to her. It’s hard tho bc she’s already got the best one. If you have meg consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. $100,000,000 < Meghan harrington

also her name is spelled with an H so she’s automatically goated.

Timmy: Yo what’s that girls name?
Steven: Oh how do you not know? that’s meghan harrington
Timmy: no way…. i think i just shit my pants

Steven: yeah i’ve tried…. she’s too good for me

by meghan harrington October 19, 2021

Meshalane

She is at one with the universe. An venturer of the mind, body and soul to its deepest reaches. A stellar lover that sustains only through the nourishment of love, kindness and respect. From the mud she blossoms, like the symbol she represents - The Lotus. Worthy of all that is precious and light.

You ain’t lived until you met a girl named Meshalane.

by OD.Green November 21, 2021

Meghan

She is an amazing person. She can be annoying at times but she will always apologise. She is so kind and would do anything to make me happy. If your sister is called Meghan you must be very lucky because I know I am. Meghan if you are reading this you are so special and loved! You are way prettier than you think and I know that you think you’re chubby but really you aren’t and even if you were that wouldn’t matter because you are the most beautiful person I have ever met inside and out.

Me: I’m feeling kinda sad.

Meghan: what happened? Can I help? Do you need a hug?

by xnoterinn November 21, 2021

Meghan

Best person ever. The perfect mix of crazy, pretty, kind and sensible. AND smart. AND good at sports. The only flaw she has is that she’s hilariously bad at texting.

I wish I could be a Meghan

by rhsjsbbaka November 21, 2021