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Lincoln Lawyer

A lawyer whose private practice is doing so poorly that he goes to extremes to cut costs (such as running his office out of his car or the local Starbux). These lawyers are not always incompetent (some may have experienced a stroke of bad luck).

The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The Hyper-Chicken lawyer in the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe" is most likely a lincoln lawyer.

Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?

Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.

:::Judge bangs gavel:::

Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
by Cruddy December 27, 2012
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Pink Lincoln

Super hot chick with a bangin' new haircut. Total leetsauce.
Damn that Pink Lincoln is fine!
by Shringrala May 29, 2008
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Lincolnshire

The worst country, with the worst accent, in England. The worst town is Boston (where i am from), and the bets is probably Lincoln, because that place just ROCKS! (See example for accent)
Daan 'ere in Linonsheer, we av really good copootas and we spends lurds o time on em - Down here in Lincolnshire we have really good computers and we spend loads of time on them!
by Carl Jennigs October 5, 2006
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Zane Lincoln

A person who loves to suck dog penis while watching anime and putting a thumb in his ass. Known for an annoying voice and laughing at his own jokes. Also drinks child piss and jerks off to goat porn.
Dude that Zane Lincoln just sucked off a dog while watching his anime
by KRAZYKRAZE December 9, 2008
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linux user

An annoying person that whines about how they keep screwing up the Windows OS, and then say "wow linux is so cool" and get bored with their system...
The linux user had made another urbandictionary definition about how much Linux is better than windows
by Wooh00 December 23, 2006
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Abe Lincoln

While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.
My girlfriend was pissed because she had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."
by J&N'SBUDDY May 12, 2007
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Linux

An operating system that should only be used for hardcore developing and 24/7 services. Gaming on Linux is almost impossible. Linux is everything but user-freindly.
So many Linux-elitists think they are better than everyone else.
by Mr.Wobble June 21, 2004
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