I dumped Megan after one week, with her three pack a day habit, licking the ashtray made me want to hurl
by rubycodez April 5, 2010

The devious lick is a very popular trend going all around the world, (typically in schools) this trend basically comes down to -males- stealing and ruining things in the boys bathroom, such as taking soap dispenser, handles to the faucets, putting soap dispensers in toilets, and in my school, we are missing some stalls. this trend has gone way overboard, to some people its funny, and those people are the ones most likely doing it, which are not good people and that's technically theft, so its illegal. if you are someone who's doing it, or if you know someone who's doing it. drop them. if they get caught, your screwed. by the school, and your parents if they care. :))) there's my summary of this trend, the devious lick.
by YooYouStinkXoXo September 22, 2021

by Scooby licking August 16, 2018

A 2013 version of "jumping the shark". A reference to Miley Cyrus' video "Wrecking Ball" in which she licks a sledgehammer. That is the point where her career trajectory topped out.
Friend 1: I loved that bar. Just wished they had not changed their menu so much. The old food was way better.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.
Friend 2: Completely understand. They thought they were being daring and would get a new crowd. They really were just licking the sledgehammer with that idea.
by xtremerange October 9, 2013

by BWMN050410 April 5, 2010

by baddiefromanotherdaddie December 22, 2016

The act of licking, rimming, analingus, and tonguing a woman's asshole while stimulating her clitoris with your thumb. This works best if she is in a doggy style position with her ass up and her head down. As her legs start to quiver just before she cums, slide your tongue deep in her rectum and she will have the best orgasm ever. After doing this technique night after night I have found even the most timid women will be curious about anal sex, even the ones who swore they would never do it.
The best "Tushy licking" joke
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
by buttbyter July 6, 2011
