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juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight
by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023
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Juan

Juan is an introverted boy but he's cool. He's smart, kind, personable, and he's also a great friend. His aura is strong but positive. You can be next to him without saying a single word, but strangely you will feel comfortable and calm. Juan is a beautiful boy, inside and out. We all deserve a Juan in our lives.
Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.

- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
by absmt November 21, 2021
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Juan

Juan es un pendejo
by Juan David December 10, 2021
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Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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juan cordero

by heyimcold August 30, 2021
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Juan Domingo

Juan Domingo es cabraso
by Legpierna November 22, 2021
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