Jasmine

Jasmine is a name given to stupid people and they always look dumb and they are so slowwwwwwwwww. She is the ugliest human being to step on the planet they always say that they are beautiful and pretty but actually they are a monstrosity walking on earth.
"Is that Jasmine?"
"Yeah, i thought that was an obese alien!"
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Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Dude, have you met JASMINE, the Grinch’s wife? There she is, at the dessert bar!
by Globe Traveler November 24, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife? That’s Jasmine, over there by the ice cream.
by Globe Traveler November 23, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is by the ice cream!
by Globe Traveler November 23, 2021
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.
OMG have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is, by the dessert bar!
by Globe Traveler November 23, 2021
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Jasmine will always remember me!
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A hot young lady with killer moves. She might seem shy at first, but opens up once you get to know her. Don’t let her looks fool you she can be an angel but when it comes to her family and friends she can easily turn into a devil. She always tries to have a laugh
and be the best person she can be. She has a lot of insecurities inside, but never tries to show it. It’s hard for her to fall in love, but when she does is very easy for her to get over him too. She’s fun, mart and crazy!!
Jasmine is a the best friends you could ever have!!!
by Moneymovess November 21, 2021
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