Hop on seige

Idk, you spelled it wrong.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're stupid.
"Hop on seige"

by James Zentech May 30, 2022

Hop on jacob

Hop on jacob is similar to hop on carlos but it is were you have a intense but hard-core deathly butsex with Jacob's 2 gay dad's while a random black dude with a beanie makes you deep throat his giant delicious shlong

Ay bro can you let me hop on carlos while you hop on jacob 😍😍😍🦍🦍🦍🧪

by Samuel Contreras March 9, 2022

Marriage hopping

When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.

Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.

by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022

Bunny hops

A hop that covers more ground than just jumping straight up.

That guy/girl did about 2-3 bunny hops down the stairwell to escape becoming a human bowling ball. It didn't help matters that there was always the same guy (a potential human bowling pin) welding right under the wooden stairwell, ready to "accidentally" catch the building on fire, if one person who's ass they wanted to beat so badly wasn't enough.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

hop on VRChat

an old piece of culture, inviting everyone nearby for intense anal sex. Very popular with femboys.

'Hey bro, wanna hop on VRChat later?'
"Yeah bro. But I gotta wait for my parents to leave the room"

by CommonWeeb February 10, 2022

Hothouse Hopping

Going to the greenhouse with your friends, buying a bunch of flowers, and then shitty bar hopping on the way home

“We had some killer hothouse hopping today!!”
“It’s a beautiful day to hothouse hop!”

by SkiPanda43 May 14, 2021

Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh

by cunninglingusqueen May 31, 2023