Bum Hands

Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.

"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."

"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."

by Waller B. March 17, 2008

Edward 40 hands

A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.

We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.

by HERE_WE_GO November 8, 2011

dirty dick hands

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

by ElCockUltimo April 13, 2016

holding hands

When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them

Why are we going so slow?

Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off

by Scizorbot3 June 14, 2007

Satin Handshake

handjob through the covers

I didnt get any, but i did get a satin handshake before the night was over

by Yeah ok August 2, 2004

Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes

"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"

by the beer bear July 9, 2014

Holding hands through the capflap

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009