By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.

"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"

by outwitme August 1, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

Hooters girl

Helen Weng

guy1: let's go see some hooters girls
guy2: hell yeah! helen weng is the hottest!

by Helen June 6, 2003

german hooker

a hooker from germany

the german hooker was so bad she was full of shit

by jcfud January 9, 2009

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

hooker

A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.

My girlfriend left me and I was feeling horny, so I got a hooker

by Vir Fabula August 25, 2008

Hooters

sweater monkeys, boobies, jublies, yum yums, buns, shirt owls what ever you wanna call em there at a resturant

these are hooters (.Y.)

by FROKID November 13, 2003