Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…

by KRONOCAL October 15, 2023

guitar queefo

Its when you queef so much it sounds like your playing guitar hero

I got my back blown out so bad yesterday, my pussy sounded like i was playing guitar queefo.

by Kus emak March 13, 2025

string his guitar

a handjob

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"

by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

Red Guitar

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.

Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet

by Johnm January 6, 2019

Guitar

Thing that go twang twang bwang

"Eugene decided to not shoot up a school and become a god at guitar."

by CheesyChuPapi March 29, 2022