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Englefield Green

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.
I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green
by Captain OCD October 12, 2022
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Green sauce

When u fuck the leprechaun and a special green ingredient oozes out of his special spot.
Last Saint Pattys day, I tried some of that green sauce from that lil ginger bih.
by Alan Lin December 2, 2021
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Green Hope

A place where you can graduate with a 4.0 GPA and still not be in the top 20% of the class. A place that defies the laws of high school. The more drugs you do, people you sleep with, and the the less time you spend studying, the better GPA you get! Everyone should go to Green Hope! But beware, Green Hope is home to the most vicious gossip. If you're not in the right crowd to begin with, you never will be (that factor is usually determined at the first PTA meeting when the richest snobbiest parents latch arms leading their children to one another and deciding who their children will exclude) and if by some chance you get into the "in" crowd, you get the most hurt because you don't realize how much people are talking about you behind your back.
Green Hope High School - as long as you're in the right crowd, you're fine, or so you think!
by chicagoroxie April 30, 2005
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green spinach

A term describing Marijuana before it is rolled into a joint or placed in a smoking device.
Fila sitting in da back twistin on da Green Spinach.
by wordisbondkid October 3, 2005
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green dress

A phrase popularized by the outrageous mid-1970s group of party-crashing drag queens in and around the Dallas-Fort Worth area referencing marijuana. It could be a noun, adjective and verb, depending on usage.
While speaking over the phone, one might ask, "Are you wearing your green dress tonight?" That meant, "Are you bringing any weed tonight?"

Again, over the phone, "Honey, I'm sipping on a gimlet and wearing my favorite green dress!" That meant the person speaking was getting high while talking.

To invite someone over to get high, one would simply exclaim, "You've gotta come see my new green dress! It's so much prettier than the one I bought last month!"

A variation as a verb could be, "I'm dressing in green tonight!" That meant, "I can't wait to get stoned tonight!"

An adjective case could be, "She was wearing the greenest dress I've ever seen!" That meant, "I've never seen her so stoned!"
by Wilma Jean Deb June 26, 2007
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go green

Gary: "Yo we gonna go green tonight?"
Marcus: "Hell yeah im rollin up a joint now"
by noyoudontknow June 19, 2009
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Green Onions

Parking Enforcement Officers employed by the city of Montreal are a sub-division of the Montreal police force, the Montreal SPVM (Service de police de la Ville de Montréal) where they are nicknamed "Green Onions" due to their formerly green uniforms.
Creton, who is of French origin, also had harsh words for the staff responsible for monitoring parking meters - green onions - which, according to him, sometimes appear "arrogant, vulgar and disgraceful. They are aggressive and strike without warning. He then adds that he regularly notices them (green onions), on Peel Street, waiting for the parking meters expire as to immediately impose fines on motorists.
by JoeBlo August 21, 2013
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