Gooch

The dull featureless area between ones anus and his testicles. The only purpose of which is to keep oneself from shitting on ones balls.

I laughed so hard I got ass butter on my gooch.

by Bushmonkey July 20, 2008

The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

by Oz December 14, 2003

Gooch

The gooch is the section of skin between the sac and shitter of men, and vagina and shitter of women.

However, in recent times the gooch has taken on more popularity as a mild insult, or as a strengthener to other mild insults.

1. wow, it is hot. my gooch is sweating profusely

2. Shorey you utter gooch

3.Shorey you sweaty gooch faced nonce

by Proffesor T July 7, 2008

GOOCHIES!

the process of thrusting your fingers into one other's ribs or side and yelling GOOCHIES!

"GOOCHIES!"

"Aw man, not the Goochies..."

by The Goochie King July 20, 2009

gooch

not just the area connecting the male genitalia region and the anal cavity, but also the nickname of american star soccer defender, Oguchi Onyewu

after an amazing play by Gooch:

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!

by gooooooooooooooch May 31, 2010

Gooch

1. A particular area between any two clearly definable points.
2. A reference to any undefined item of interest.

(Ex. 1) "Gentlemen, it appears we are in the gooch."

(Ex. 2) "What is that gooch over there?"

by Gooch73 December 22, 2014

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005