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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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Gooch

That’s Gooch
by Smudge1 December 10, 2020
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Gooch Globbler

When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.
Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house
by Walter bic November 17, 2020
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021
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Dirty Gooch

When an orange teenager decides its his time to shine and wips out a 7 inch dildo. Without any lubricant he slowly starts to insert it into his father's (Darth Vader) rectum. During this he is feasting on the ass hairs which are growing on his dads left arse cheek and drinking his brothers Nappy juice
by GrannyShagger420 February 1, 2021
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Gooch

Yo g wanna do gooch?
by goocher3000 March 2, 2021
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