A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.
Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.
Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.
She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.
by emmabrocker October 27, 2012
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2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!
3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.
2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!
3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.
Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!
We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.
I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!
Friut Donkey
We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.
I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!
Friut Donkey
by Christopher G July 24, 2006
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The act of taking a shit.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
Get the ass fruit mug.An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.
by Pretty Emily October 20, 2004
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Originally used by skateboarders who can't get over the fact that there are people who actually like things that they don't.
Originally used by skateboarders who can't get over the fact that there are people who actually like things that they don't.
Yo, that fruitbooter is ill.
by Densyl May 13, 2004
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Fruit Fu Master: Haha, I attack you by smashing a watermelon on your head
and squirting lemons into your eyes
Victim: arghhhh, that stings!
Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.
and squirting lemons into your eyes
Victim: arghhhh, that stings!
Fruit Fu master: submit or else i will break out my celery nunchucks.
by ActionDan September 25, 2010
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