This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 06, 2020
by Gob gob January 10, 2022
Eli is a funny, attractive guy who will support you he is probably the nicest guy you’re met. Eli is very talented he likes to ride his bike in races and marathons on Saturdays. If you meet a Eli he is probably a Christian.
by Anna1everything is awesome July 23, 2019
THE MOST AMAZING MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eli is soooooo hot, funy, caring, loving. literally everything great about a person is eli. he makes someone so happy just by being himself even when someone is having the worst day. he doesn’t even have to say anything to make people happy he is just being eli. Eli is the reason i’m the luckiest person alive
by jonkler January 11, 2025
A nice caring guy who is nice to everyone. As long as they respect him, he will respect them. He is smart and intelligent but he never gives himself the credit. He listens and gives advice. Eli is cute and tall. A great friend and even greater boyfriend
by Clown_b0i September 13, 2020