Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz January 25, 2016

Dirty Bandit

Verb - When 2 people are having sexual intercourse and someone runs in, interfering, sticks his or her penis in, pulls out, then runs away immediately.

Noun - someone who performs the act above.

"DIRTY BANDIT"

by The Dirty Dan September 22, 2016

Dirty Darron

The most vile of sexual acts, far to explicit to fully define. It involves regurgitating swallowed semen and using it as lubrication for anal fore play.

"I thought we were finished, but then she asked if I wanted to give her a Dirty Darron."

by WirdSmith717 December 23, 2016

Dirty-leg

Noun. A sexually promiscuous female.
Worse than a whore, skank, slut, or smut.
Adjective. To describe as a sexually promiscuous female.

Ex. Noun.Tamar is a dirty-leg.
Ex.adj.You know, that dirty-leg gal that Roger used to date.

by BedheadRedd May 12, 2017

Dirty Henrickson

When 2 lesbians play tug of war with anal beads for pleasure, than the loser of the match will be fingered really hard till they squirt.

I just lost a match of Dirty Henrickson.

by RobertGotServed September 27, 2017

dirty trade

a homosexual male that is masculine but does not take care of his hygiene very well.

Gay Friend 1: Girl how is trade doing.

Gay Friend 2: He ok, but child we was about to have sex and the room just immediately became funky.

Gay Friend 1: Oh girl he dirty trade.

by actionfigurine September 17, 2018

Dirty Zeus

The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.

Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"

by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019