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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
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Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs

Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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christopher

a male given name: from a Greek word meaning “Christ-bearer”
christopher is A king
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Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.
Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.
by KSparx September 13, 2020
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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
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christopher

Christopher's are often described as kind, loyal, and dependable. They are known for their strong work ethic and their ability to persevere through difficult situations.

People with the name Christopher often have a great sense of humor and are able to make others feel comfortable and at ease in social situations. They are also often creative and have a passion for the arts, such as music, writing, or acting.
" Christopher is extremely talented"
"i just want to be like Christopher"
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Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe
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