Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022

Aids child

A adult/ child with no life

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child

by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016

vodka child

A child created from a night of heavy drinking of vodka or any hard liquor.

Hey, Richards parents drank a lot that night and made him; he's a vodka child.

by Big girthy tone June 14, 2018

Flower child

A child who loves nature, and all it has to offer

She is such a flower child

by I use heriods on the daily November 30, 2019

Enragement child

Child created out of anger

Enragement child is common in the side's family

by 459395 June 1, 2023

Beast Child

Best guy ever

Woah! Hey Beast Child

by Its88Center January 11, 2021

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018