Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will

Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.

by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014

booger sounding

when you freeze a booger and use it as a sounding rod

"bro me and my girl tried this new crazy thing last night"
"what was it twin"
"it's called booger sounding it's fire"
"kill yourself"

by skibidirizzlergyat July 15, 2025

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

I finally Got The Mucusu Booger And Hook For Usu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.

My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.

by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025

Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.

I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.

I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.

by gayblacks December 22, 2023