Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Juice Boot

A hefty kick, similar to a normal kick, but with some proper juice.

After the breakup tyler juice booted her baby through a window.

by RobbyD July 30, 2019

Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.

Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

Fruit Boot

A derogatory term for a gay man or men

Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!

Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!

by Swanson AL Bronson June 11, 2022

boot suit

1. A suit or device that makes a person almost invincible or untouchable.

2. A reference to the Goomba's Shoe in Super Mario Brothers 3 for the NES or Kuribo's Shoe in Super Mario All-Stars for the SNES that allows the wearer to walk (bounce) Safely across otherwise deadly plants.
3. An unobtainable level of safety

That guy is tough. You'd need a boot suit to take him on.

by Acey76 September 20, 2018

Boot Waffle

The little dried pieces of mud that take the shape of the bottom of your boot.

You are leaving boot waffles all over the floor because you didn't clean you boots off properly.

by BOOT WAFFLE December 29, 2019

Boot Bunny

A male or female who's primary attraction is to cops or other authority figures; also another word for a snitch or narc

Don't fuck with that woman, she's a boot Bunny.

Our new coworker will snitch to the boss for anything, he's such a boot Bunny.

by J A W February 8, 2023