bike dick

When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum

Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille

by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

Bike fit

A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.

I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.

by swiftyswifty January 15, 2021

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

Biking

A innuendo commonly used by the homosexual community to mean sexual intercourse with another man.

'I'm going to go biking later, wanna come? ;)'

by Alamein January 8, 2023

Bike

A cell phone in prison

Let me hold the bike for a click (15 minute call)

by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020

dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.

Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.

by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021

Bike

The name for the ship of Billie and Mike from Green Day.

- "I love Bike, they're so cute on stage!"

by mygreenparade January 15, 2017