ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"

"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"

by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024

Chatter Head

A particularly frivolous woman who is prone to chattering while giving head leading to male anorgasmia

Patient to doctor: Ever since that chatter head went down on me I've had anorgasmia

by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Fish head

A person who is usually sassy, dumb but also lovable

That girl is such a FISH HEAD

by Ilovepeach March 24, 2022

dick head loser

a cock muncher

you dick head loser you suck

by jacobo the hobo February 28, 2018

Tarantula-head

Afro-American hair style with thick braids resembling large spider legs.

That guy over there with the "tarantula-head" hairdo looks like he's wearing a large spider for a hat!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 26, 2024

HEAD HUNTERS

CRIMMINALS! WORKING TO RECRUIT OTHERS TO DO CRIME!

THE HEAD HUNTERS WERE REPORTED TO THE POLICE FOR IMPERSONATING THE POLICE.

by CITIZEN OF THE 🇺🇸 April 27, 2021

stuck in my head in reverse

Stuck in my head in reverse

Stuck in my head in reverse

by Jahse December 12, 2021