Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 6, 2017

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Mac'ing Off

Another word for phubbing, mac'ing off is an expression for when someone chooses to pay attention to their phone instead of the people around them, likening the action to jacking off.

I was trying have a conversation with Matthew but he was mac'ing off in the corner surfing Instagram.

by Betsy R. R. September 27, 2017

off the noggin

Someone who is under the influence to an extreme.

Friend: Wow did you seen Tim at the party? He was so drunk!
Me: I know he was off the noggin.

by Yahnuthin September 28, 2017