ce byrd high school

a school full of basic white girls and random NPCs

“I went to ce byrd high school, and it turned me basic!”

by hfjdsknfifjcnd March 4, 2023

Quartz Hill High School

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.

“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”

by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023

dyer county high school

Dyer county high school is a school of lame bums and racist ratchet people. If you know someone thinking about attending this school warn them, this is the last place they want to be.

“Hey did you hear about James thinking about going to dyer county high school?” “Yeah I did, he’s and idiot”

by deezhugenutz69 March 21, 2023

Ipswich State High School

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.

Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself

by killyourself123456789 March 22, 2023

Fordham Prepatory High School

An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys

"Yo bro, you been to Fordham Prepatory High School??" "Yeah bro, the kids are fags"

by randompersonwhowritesmeanings March 31, 2023

Riverside Girls High School

A place where girls are constantly getting pregnant by the "pussy eater" named MCneAL. Her calves are so big and fat that she could suffocate you with them... Don't go to this demon birthing school... we have furries and Mr willy. you don't want that.. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAKE PLEASE DONT COME TO THIS PLACE OR THE WILLY MAN WILL COME AND EAT YOU..

Riverside Girls Highschool is the perfect breeding ground for furries.
Mcneal: I took my student's shitting rights away, and now they're all constipated and emo
Willy: That's Riverside Girls High School for ya

by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023

lithia springs high school

A shithole and ghetto school. Populated mostly by African Americans

Did you hear about Lithia Springs High School?
Yeah heard it's a total dump

by Brad103 April 8, 2023