Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)

guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

by ligmasigma October 18, 2024

Ya like amongus?

The single worst sentence one can utter. Other than all racial slurs in a row. If you've seen or heard anyone in the act of saying this sentence, please pull out a gun and shoot them then and there

Some kid: ya like amongus?
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot

by TamChanUwU November 2, 2021