one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay

I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying

by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

lay one on you

To fuck someone there and there

“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”

by 023701 March 02, 2024

In one eye and out the other

When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do

I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other

by Ositam September 09, 2021

Cook ons

Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.

Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.

by Djkevinrudd07 January 09, 2021

The One

Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?

Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

the one

Some other motherfucker you thought you were dealing with before realizing that I am not them.

Boy, don't get started with me today. I am not the one.

by pcwi December 21, 2024