Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks

A baby daddy who can’t afford child support because he spent all of his money on Ricky Martin concert tickets and haircuts at Bo-Rics with his dad.

After that $10 cut and blow-out, he looked creepy like a Cur-Tuss-Will-Cocks profile pic on Tinder.

by LiesTacosSpyderShirts4Life June 11, 2021

Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.

Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring

by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

OI YA COCK

Something Jack Manifold yells in a video

Wilbur: *Punches Jack off a tower*

Jack Manifold: OI YA COCK

by ur mum's cock July 22, 2022

jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.

Person 1: I like cock and ball torture, it feels good.

Person 2: what the fuck

by Stroder's Dictionary of Memes February 20, 2022

Aden gynomerous cock

Aden is the sexiest man in the solar system with the hottest booty that is thicccccc as fuck.
Aden has a gynomerous cock

He smells like a Old Spice and you need to send him soapy picks

But Caleigh’s don’t like him 😭
Aden gynomerous cock

Aden is the sexiest man in the solar system with the hottest booty that is thicccccc as fuck.
Aden has a gynomerous cock

He smells like a Old Spice and you need to send him soapy picks

But Caleigh’s don’t like him 😭
Aden gynomerous cock

by Bitch boooooooy February 20, 2022