When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"
by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018

by HelloMoth October 31, 2024

by matthew's big bitch December 24, 2020

Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021

buying some monsters from your local corner shop in Britain and going to the closest nature reserve to you and shooting pigeons and drinking your monsters whilst chatting about life.
by MattN36 January 16, 2022

This type of amelia is a very specific variation. She is characterised by her german man hands which men run away from. Choosing to go by milly was a difficult decision in her life, but the chicks love it #pussymag.
I'm sitting next to a Milly-Amelia right now and I can tell you she is sexy. Milly is the ultimate pussymag as she says, you may see her with many chicks at once, her reach is unfathomable.
They say women can sense when an Amelia/Milly is in within a 6803992km radius deep in their vvs.
I'm sitting next to a Milly-Amelia right now and I can tell you she is sexy. Milly is the ultimate pussymag as she says, you may see her with many chicks at once, her reach is unfathomable.
They say women can sense when an Amelia/Milly is in within a 6803992km radius deep in their vvs.
Amelia's who go by milly= a breed of amelia who has carefully selected the commonname Milly
Milly is sending tingles to my *****.
Or perhaps,
Milly's german man hands are vile.
Milly is sending tingles to my *****.
Or perhaps,
Milly's german man hands are vile.
by MillyBbgurl July 24, 2022
